Restricted Area
INITIATING SECURE HANDSHAKE...
CONNECTION ESTABLISHED.
> SYSTEM LOCKDOWN ACTIVE.
> AWAITING CLEARANCE CODE...
System Status: Locked & Loaded
AUTH_USER: YOSEMITE_S
CLEARANCE: ROOTIN_TOOTIN
"Ain't no zero-day sneak gettin' past these doors! I built this wall thicker than a bank vault!"
And countin'... blast 'em all to kingdom come!
Cyber-rustlin' don't pay. We do.
SCANNING DIGITAL FRONTIER...
Crimes: Encryption extortion, Data rustlin'
REWARD: 50,000 CREDITS
Crimes: Baitin', Identity theft
BOUNTY PAID
Crimes: Saloon floodin', Server jams
REWARD: 75,000 CREDITS
"Any galoot caught tamperin' with this here mainframe will be digitally blasted into the next timezone! YEEE-HAW!"
- Sheriff Sam